・ぬ・ oh, wow! vegan vampires ・ぬ・

 

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・ぬ・

a true tale of  vegan vampires ~

just because their bodies were “dead”
didn’t keep the Vegeta coven from trying to stay fit
they ate only red foods ~ fruits, vegetables and flowers
which they drank daintily with straws
{ having sworn off  imbibing blood }

they wore feathered suits
and kept roosters on leashes
taking the birds power walking twice a day
their hearts didn’t beat anymore ’tis true
but that was no reason not to get their cardio in
{ though sadly the roosters didn’t live very long }

the old-school vampires scoffed
continuing to sleep during the day
the new vampires paid no heed
as they were mesmerized in the sun
by the sparkle of  their own skin
{ they also wore eyeliner and lip gloss
and fell in love with humans }

but in the end
the Vegeta Vampires succumbed
{ as all vampires eventually do }
when Buffy,  The Vampire Slayer
became a member of  PeTA*
and staked them through their hearts
in order to free the mistreated roosters

the end

・ぬ・

・・ぬ・・

う・ぬ・じ

・う・ぬ・じ・


“No Wow”   The Kills

artwork ~  “Vegeta Vampires”   María de los Remedios Alicia Rodriga Varo y Uranga
{  fair use }

*PeTA ~  People for the Ethical Treatment of  Animals

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have you entered the

BIG POETRY GIVEAWAY?

just click  HERE  to go to the giveaway post ~  you’ll get all of  the information about what books are being given away and how to enter.

thanks  for  joining  in!

dani

*the giveaway closes at midnight  (12:00am)  Pacific Standard Time USA on the night of  April 30,  2013.

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“No Wow”   The Kills

lyrics ~

You’re gonna have to step over my dead body
Before you walk out that door
You charmed me with your magic
Landed looking tragic
“Forever” is the feather you ain’t got no more

And all the people you see coming by to save you
You’re make-believing-on in your mind
Your eyes are holy rollin’, looking, beating, knocking
The ceiling gets closer to you all the time
This ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
Who ain’t dead yet, fled to die closer to the shore
This ain’t no wow no more
This ain’t no wow no more
This ain’t no wow no more

You’re gonna have to step over my dead body
Before you walk out that door
You charmed me with your magic
Landed looking tragic
“Forever” is the feather you ain’t got no more

This ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
Who ain’t dead yet, fled to die closer to the shore
This ain’t no wow no more
This ain’t no wow no more
This ain’t no wow no more

Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like the loose end of the night
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like the loose end of the night
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like the loose end at the end of the night
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like
Drip drip drip drip drip kinda’ like the loose end at the end of the night

This ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
Who ain’t dead yet, fled to die closer to the shore
This ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
Who ain’t dead yet, fled to die closer to the shore

There ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
There ain’t no wow now
They all been put down
There ain’t no wow now …

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “・ぬ・ oh, wow! vegan vampires ・ぬ・

  1. Omg! Officially the silliest thing ever, sis. I love it. I laughed my ass off.

  2. Love it ~ Love the concept of vegan vampires dani ♥

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