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Life’s Little Bloodlettings {via The BlackAddler}

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Jon Penny  {  @BlackAddler }  is one of  those rare people you find on twitter that you follow because you never know what he’s going to say next.  who knew that he was also a writer extraordinaire?  he writes mostly about his escapades as a child, but like a 20-year-old in an 8-year-old’s body. he’s witty… naughty… funny… self-depricating… open and honest… hilarious… occasionally filthy… often twisted {but not quite warped} and produces writing that will keep you riveted until the last word.  i love {and envy} his way with words.  i also lust after him, but that’s old news by now. “Life’s Little Bloodlettings” is one of  his best posts to-date.  if  you like it, take a look at his archives. you’ll laugh so hard you’ll be gasping for air by the time each post is done. personally, i can’t wait for him to write a memoir.  i dare you to read this post and not have that song in your head the rest of the day.  enjoy!

{please note:  if  cursing or descriptions of  sexual exploits (not graphic~so far anyway) will bother you, then you may not find The BlackAddler blog to your taste.}

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“Life’s Little Bloodlettings”   by BlackAddler

There’s a skeeter on my peter, knock it off!
There’s a skeeter on my peter, knock it off!
Oh, there’s a dozen on my cousin’s,
I can hear the bastards buzzin’.
There’s a skeeter on my peter, knock it off!

Not exactly a song destined for the songwriters’ hall of fame.   I’d heard it at school and was now unable to dislodge it from my tongue.  It was a Saturday and mom had yelled me out of bed at seven o’clock to go to the golf course.  I protested … Read More

via The BlackAddler

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